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British Humour

Good to know the American presidential race is attracting attention in England. I often read Kim Bailey’s entertaining blog, http://www.kimbaileyracing.com, which always includes a joke.

Here’s his joke from a few days ago. It’s an old one, with a lot of variations, but I like this one. 

Pain in the Neck

Out of network. Pre-approved. Co-pay. X-ray. CT scan. MRI. Acutely herniated. C6-C7. Hot mess. Radiculopathy. Severe compression. Christiana Spine Center. Finger extensions weak. Pre-existing condition. Nerve root. Rate your pain. Multilevel degenerative spondylosis. Disc osteophyte complexes. Severe neural foraminal encroachment. Epidural injection. Metaxalone. Gabapentin. Hydrocodone. Diclofenac. Medral dose pack. Numbness. Disc replacement? Fusion? Surgery postponed. Insurance. Insurance. Insurance.  … Read more

Goodbye Owner – Andre W. Brewster, 1925-2016

“End of an era.”

That’s how journalist Joe Clancy responded when he heard Andre W. Brewster had died.

Indeed, it is an end of an era – an era when sportsmen reigned, when horses mattered, when the pure joy of being involved meant everything.

Andre Brewster was the perfect owner.

Owner’s legacy lives in Marengo Road

The good news for Keeneland? They’ll have more pens this year. The bad news? They’ve lost one of their most loyal clients.

Longtime Maryland-based owner Harry Meyerhoff died Thursday, Feb. 11. He was 86.

Corn-fed, grand stamp, snaffle-mouthed…

A friend of mine once asked me if I ever sold a horse. I said, “Of course.” Then, he said, “Then I don’t trust you.”

With that in mind, I just perused the Tattersalls Ireland Ascot catalogue, scheduled for Feb. 23, and read the comments on the pedigree pages. Classic lines produced by the owners or trainers of the horses, they make you want to hitch the trailer and go to the sale. Now, I wonder which ones we can trust?

Destin steps up for Pletcher

Back in July, before the Saratoga meet began, Todd Pletcher said his 2-year-olds were slow to come to hand. Seven months later, Pletcher rethought his assessment.

Beautiful Song

Mike Smith let the question dangle, let it roll around in his head, let it swim like a whiskey over ice. Over the phone, it’s hard to see, but there’s no doubt, Smith looked up at the sky, squinted his eyes like mail slots and blew a kiss in the air.

Royal Delta, Zenyatta, Azeri, Sky Beauty, Inside Information, Heavenly Prize…

Polling a 7-year-old

Confused about the presidential election? Don’t be alarmed, ashamed or abashed – the candidates seem confused, too. I look for logic from Miles, 7, on most things. Yes, even the presidential election. He’s watched several debates and has formed strong opinions.

Here’s some of his thoughts, questions and stances after watching the most recent Republican debate.